Hi, I'm Elbert, and this is a blog. Yep. Definitely a blog. With words and pictures and all that shit, even. Mad blogging swag yo.
Here you'll find stuff from my fandoms (Rachel Ray, Guy Fieri, Jones Soda, Orville Redenbacher, Smuckers, Frito-Lay Inc.), other stuff I like, interesting things, inanity with my friends, and whatever else I find important enough to share with people.
Take care before you follow me, because I reblog a lot and my blog is kinda crappy overall, but if you think you can deal with that then by all means, go ahead.